JHM
misc
Don't mention the war
jhm – Fri, 2008 – 11 – 21 11:18
Genius
jhm – Sat, 2008 – 07 – 19 13:58
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
jhm – Mon, 2007 – 06 – 18 08:57
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Rejection Letter
jhm – Tue, 2007 – 05 – 01 16:13
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
ISPs
jhm – Fri, 2007 – 01 – 26 14:48
My ISP is Comcast, and after years of nosebleed inducing DSL service (which was due to the crappy phone lines in the building I live in, and not my provider or DSL in general) I have to say that I am really happy with the level of service comcast has provided me with so far.
Last night there was a service outage, however, and it told me so when I called their support hotline.
Warning: Flying Out Of Sequence
jhm – Thu, 2006 – 11 – 09 15:36
In case people actually come here to read my blog, I wanted to share the following fact I found out myself recently and wish I had known about.
AT&T decides to bring broadband call center back onshore
jhm – Tue, 2006 – 09 – 26 07:50
Finally.
Even though I have nothing to do with ATT, or need to access their call center, I am somewhat glad that one behemoth of a company decided, for whatever reason, to bring back (part) of their call center.
Hazzah
jhm – Tue, 2006 – 06 – 27 15:51
Hazzah! Back in the days…back in the pirating days (not MP3’s – Gooch). Hazzah was a word coined when drawing swords. Someone would say hazzah! Swords would then be drawn to battle. Kind of like Miles from Celebrity Deathmatch, saying, “Let’s Get It On!”.
Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly
jhm – Wed, 2006 – 04 – 26 14:12
This is a real patent request:
A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged.